1. guitarbains:

    yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

    (Source: sandandglass, via onlylolgifs)

     
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  3. callmecapta1n:

    cerebralassassin781:

    I love this woman.

    the funny thing is this is probably an accurate quote

    (Source: ithelpstodream, via twotabletaylor)

     
  4. exo-chika:

    Proof that no matter what nationality you are or language you speak, math still looks like a load of bullshit. 

    (Source: zanarkaand, via onlylolgifs)

     
  5. yeahwriters:

    dukeofbookingham:

    principalcellist:

    sara-the-dork:

    i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

    caz-tiel:

    hothaute:

    Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

    what the fuck kind of scenario is that

    a gatsby party

    TOO SOON

    THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

    …pancake

    Mm pancakes…

    (via the-sherlocked-avatar)

     
  6. demonhunting:

    pluckyyoungdonna:

    castielonfire:

    demonhunting:

    demonhunting:

    MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL

    My dad who spent 12 hours making this cake for me wants this post to get 2000 notes I will do it god dammit

    this is amazeballs

    Please tell me there is a Sam in the passenger seat.

    There was

    (via allthebeautifulthings9828)

     
  7. charminglyantiquated:

    a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

    (via camrii)

     
  8. theofficialariel:

    misspookamonga:

    spectromagiic:

    partofdisneysworld:

    unf-hans:

    msdisneyprincess:

    one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

    princess-0f-disney:

    fjordlorde:

    randomguy2015:

    sociopathintheimpala:

    deducingtimeangel:

    emilyissherlocked:

    iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

    captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

    If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

    same with Aladdin and jasmine!

    And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

    Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

    Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

    Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

    Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

    I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

    When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

    Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
    And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

    I love this fandom

    🙌👏

    So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

    I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

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    wtf snow was awaken the day she died stop. 

    (Source: mydollyaviana, via ambassadorofunicorns)

     

  9. times-like-these7:

    sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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    Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

    (via ohlookitscazz)

     

  10. nervoushiccup:

    I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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    he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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    He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

    hey

    you know what sounds good

    a sandwich

    (via twotabletaylor)